not_your_grandmas_node Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

100,000 sat
0.00100000 BTC · $69.13

Avg Channel Size

100,000 sat
0.00100000 BTC · $69.13

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

3,000 ppm

Median Channel Size

100,000 sat
$69.13

Avg Channel Age

1360 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

3,000 – 3,000 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

99.0%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 1

500k-1M sat 0

1M-5M sat 0

5M-10M sat 0

10M-50M sat 0

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 0

1-3 months 0

3-6 months 0

6-12 months 0

1 year+ 1

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

3,000 ppm

Median

3,000 ppm

Mean

3,000 ppm

Max

3,000 ppm

● not_your_grandmas_node Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	not_your_grandmas_node
Color	#3399ff
Last update	● April 7, 2026, 7:07 a.m. (2 hours, 9 minutes ago)
First seen	Feb. 19, 2022, 12:30 a.m. (4 years, 1 month ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	16 known
Capacity range	100,000 – 100,000 sat ($69.13 – $69.13)

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
819299990008365056	100,000 $69.13	1500	gameb_1	● 55m	`2348e088614b74b2aedbbc15262892c3d57feb44564375039c819c188f944eb0`

not_your_grandmas_node Lightning Node

Capacity Distribution

Channel Age Distribution

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

● not_your_grandmas_node Node Info

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

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