professional idiot. Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

25,789,423 sat
0.25789423 BTC · $15,651

Avg Channel Size

8,596,474 sat
0.08596474 BTC · $5,217

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

1 ppm

Median Channel Size

7,741,028 sat
$4,698

Avg Channel Age

700 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

1 – 1 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

81.3%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 0

500k-1M sat 0

1M-5M sat 0

5M-10M sat 2

10M-50M sat 1

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 0

1-3 months 0

3-6 months 0

6-12 months 0

1 year+ 3

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

1 ppm

Median

1 ppm

Mean

1 ppm

Max

1 ppm

● professional idiot. Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	professional idiot.
Color	#da0ecc
Last update	● June 24, 2026, 12:15 p.m. (15 hours, 31 minutes ago)
First seen	May 15, 2024, 12:31 a.m. (2 years, 1 month ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	15 known
Capacity range	6,000,000 – 12,048,395 sat ($3,641 – $7,312)

Peer Graph

Channels (3)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
927086214355484672	12,048,395 $7,312	499	ACINQ	● 17h31m	`360e46b795d8fc6380c50bc633f1b5052f811d3c59777bd11cb81c61f616e218`
955850538069721088	7,741,028 $4,698	1	💚 🌽 💚 (2$1)	● 17h4m	`85dac386e0069e0f740cd5ef7e1d6829cd50f76d9cb7c53f671f240daf71c53e`
932728908033753089	6,000,000 $3,641	1000	BitcoinForTheSheeple	● 18h8m	`2a32399918a630208471884936b158a834e70f9a821bb27501d1d83ebddd6026`

professional idiot. Lightning Node

Capacity Distribution

Channel Age Distribution

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

● professional idiot. Node Info

Peer Graph

Channels (3)

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