professional idiot. Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

2,578,942 sat
0.02578942 BTC · $2,035

Avg Channel Size

2,578,942 sat
0.02578942 BTC · $2,035

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

1 ppm

Median Channel Size

2,578,942 sat
$2,035

Avg Channel Age

20 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

1 – 1 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

99.0%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 0

500k-1M sat 0

1M-5M sat 1

5M-10M sat 0

10M-50M sat 0

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 1

1-3 months 0

3-6 months 0

6-12 months 0

1 year+ 0

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

1 ppm

Median

1 ppm

Mean

1 ppm

Max

1 ppm

● professional idiot. Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	professional idiot.
Color	#da0ecc
Last update	● Aug. 24, 2026, 5:37 p.m. (1 hour, 23 minutes ago)
First seen	May 15, 2024, 12:31 a.m. (2 years, 3 months ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	15 known
Capacity range	2,578,942 – 2,578,942 sat ($2,035 – $2,035)

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
1056664759264280578	2,578,942 $2,035	30	LNBiG [Hub-2]	● 1h24m	`3c324a2c6a7bd03e496106de6e4ecf5f28178f1b54e4dba28d490b5dad2c7ac2`

professional idiot. Lightning Node

Capacity Distribution

Channel Age Distribution

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

● professional idiot. Node Info

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

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