something_witty Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

401,582 sat
0.00401582 BTC · $313.49

Avg Channel Size

401,582 sat
0.00401582 BTC · $313.49

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

100 ppm

Median Channel Size

401,582 sat
$313.49

Avg Channel Age

900 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

100 – 100 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

45.0%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 1

500k-1M sat 0

1M-5M sat 0

5M-10M sat 0

10M-50M sat 0

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 0

1-3 months 0

3-6 months 0

6-12 months 0

1 year+ 1

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

100 ppm

Median

100 ppm

Mean

100 ppm

Max

100 ppm

● something_witty Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	something_witty
Color	#b2603b
Last update	● May 14, 2026, 3:27 a.m. (3 days, 5 hours ago)
First seen	Nov. 29, 2023, 12:32 a.m. (2 years, 5 months ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	16 known
Capacity range	401,582 – 401,582 sat ($313.49 – $313.49)

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
899785340769402881	401,582 $313.49	499	ACINQ	● 20h24m	`186743b781cf14b50e05fae6bba8bef6c91fef495bd47cdb9997481505756913`

something_witty Lightning Node

Capacity Distribution

Channel Age Distribution

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

● something_witty Node Info

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

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