Assholehair Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

680,000 sat
0.00680000 BTC · $505.38

Avg Channel Size

340,000 sat
0.00340000 BTC · $252.69

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

3,000 ppm

Median Channel Size

340,000 sat
$252.69

Avg Channel Age

23 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

2,000 – 4,000 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

72.0%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 2

500k-1M sat 0

1M-5M sat 0

5M-10M sat 0

10M-50M sat 0

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 2

1-3 months 0

3-6 months 0

6-12 months 0

1 year+ 0

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

2,000 ppm

Median

3,000 ppm

Mean

3,000 ppm

Max

4,000 ppm

● Assholehair Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	Assholehair
Color	#000000
Last update	● March 16, 2026, 10:14 p.m. (54 minutes ago)
First seen	Dec. 31, 2025, 12:33 a.m. (2 months, 2 weeks ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	15 known
Capacity range	280,000 – 400,000 sat ($208.10 – $297.28)

Peer Graph

Channels (2)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
1022687651001860097	400,000 $297.28	499	ACINQ	● 9h24m	`8bb9e1b1920b13526aa667199e698c25d58b752e01c9d16c10bec6c0c94603bd`
1022704143600123905	280,000 $208.10	800	kappa	● 9h50m	`a40ebac9a4250c912615eb2faabbe64caf9be0919d9621f680ccd7f7199636ca`

Assholehair Lightning Node

Capacity Distribution

Channel Age Distribution

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

● Assholehair Node Info

Peer Graph

Channels (2)

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