MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

239,492,791 sat
2.39492791 BTC · $195,217

Avg Channel Size

5,443,017 sat
0.05443017 BTC · $4,437

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

404 ppm

Median Channel Size

4,372,954 sat
$3,565

Avg Channel Age

260 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

1 – 4,566 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

96.2%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 0

500k-1M sat 2

1M-5M sat 23

5M-10M sat 11

10M-50M sat 8

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 9

1-3 months 9

3-6 months 3

6-12 months 11

1 year+ 12

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

1 ppm

Median

72 ppm

Mean

524 ppm

Max

4,566 ppm

● MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶
Color	#beefee
Last update	● Sept. 15, 2026, 2:12 p.m. (1 month ago)
First seen	Dec. 20, 2021, 1:45 p.m. (4 years, 9 months ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	16 known
Terminal Score	#176 (29694323 points)
Capacity range	604,498 – 22,339,660 sat ($492.74 – $18,210)

Peer Graph

Channels (44)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
1055883006620991490	22,339,660 $18,210	220	LNBiG [Hub-2]	● 1h17m	`64a81234e8ac0d77044d6c716a145b9b0c79ebfaf0e89b48be9490b5995a2298`
1055894001707909121	13,742,651 $11,202	1	CoinPayments	● 2h19m	`5d2b35a37ec88270ce99528733039a71ab5359dfd2eb405c8ab32d373df3bb41`
1061063905257324544	12,000,000 $9,782	1000	routing.blinkbtc.com	● 10h58m	`259d8b5ba00a1c04e09b789b05d6e871585812953cc8d7ba501ea66c38198e7e`
983001878314745858	11,843,526 $9,654	480	🐝BeeHiveV3⚡	● 18h23m	`54af399f7f657be17646297057752693b7e95e42ab2524c6ff9a4641835e07cd`
965702162310234112	11,570,983 $9,432	997	block-iad-1	● 1h17m	`548b800a84d5a5a9ddb6b997c7030a0c1c0587bb7bc36c90aad775881fe79639`
1035744351426707456	10,886,029 $8,874	50000	IBEX_Ops1	● 22m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
1035741053036855298	10,754,486 $8,766	499	ACINQ	● 22m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1065604888401805314	10,000,000 $8,151	800	022e0e6a4f9289f7ddde	● 1h17m	`55dd5fc6967e27aa977c75afc19e14a92652d91666d2a61053f3a133cc7d0bae`
1031890563282960387	9,726,875 $7,929	128	8DegreesWO	● 22m	`e7f6a8fb39965c08e27e909196bc1f8e818f8ac3363e4d4c7538453466b6a2f5`
1051375008888651778	8,561,034 $6,978	800	Coinduit	● 1h26m	`419b4f7d69592a67596fc24f016946046277721613aa76c6c431d0d2c4bf8d23`
1068122769962369025	7,424,895 $6,052	1165	FuzzNode	● 1h17m	`ae940d5c12999d97d7614f19ba8d3c3359e5d0ea09fd0535de00c6ec459835bf`
937104964315250688	6,742,591 $5,496	1000	IBEX_Routing	● 9h6m	`473c80524afd3b2c5da6ac5b301fb157812667e1cfff0c0592448e0d17fc0ecd`
1038815287412391936	6,541,340 $5,332	50	LQWD-Australia	● 1h17m	`ff168151b259297e5f24996f60e683f9d506243202271cacf35209b764e2a306`
1063438850407661569	6,507,866 $5,305	300	BitGo Routing Node	● 1h17m	`fcbb0e9184bf5c530aa1a2043140408753dc68e45b3d328d47ce84f0691d28e3`
1055894001707909120	6,291,517 $5,128	131	📡SatLink⚡	● 1h9m	`5d2b35a37ec88270ce99528733039a71ab5359dfd2eb405c8ab32d373df3bb41`
957591064999624704	5,589,891 $4,556	21	Go Brrr \| LND	● 6h22m	`a8fdb5a4955487823cd632f8953d5290f4cba903b12b8d1f66d9e5b064add775`
958476171873419264	5,355,324 $4,365	352	LightTheClassic	● 46m	`27eca72e33afa7655191ac9b708a5bb0c4a40e5ce2113eba5d51b7e7cc059ca3`
1031879568069885952	5,099,383 $4,157	1111	stacker.news	● 2h28m	`3c124f97b918e6c3e7edbf404f39c44bcde84224599dd66ddc7935458912d934`
959538300167061504	5,005,057 $4,080	50	Privacy is not a Crime🐧	● 1h1m	`6c25653ca69ea5db3802ee23eac6727a9d35358f54412371f2f94b037107cbd7`
1066257998252081153	4,900,000 $3,994	800	Amboss Internal - Two	● 1h17m	`325b6d98570a0fb4f7b5e3ee8c4b1d64bd886bd469afdf5561525664fbf26de3`
1066931998815682561	4,600,000 $3,750	800	0mighty zonaris	● 1h30m	`6412c6aed130e4ffd5344eda3ee2e6ed7458338b0a0165c9cdc43981777271e8`
1067665373030252545	4,372,954 $3,565	800	NumeraireAtlas	● 1h59m	`49278b58371f894792055243720db4c3a02287e5299cb76cc5ab6452f749ba9d`
951253480065204227	4,185,005 $3,411	756	Þrymheimr	● 5h26m	`4a9a08a2950e38d3363ed89f58b001f6aa4cc72664ab281ff802193a455d2778`
977265726036312064	4,112,063 $3,352	1199	allNice \| torq.co \| second.tech	● 13h11m	`cdb327e9d3418f81d456bd4ba0f879e93e561122b8f854eb8f48e75a43700a33`
1040282036014874626	4,088,798 $3,333	920	Satoshi 17	● 33m	`3138adf730412a9f802bcee2627af7c9a321b926db0e1895c27a8a492a96de4f`
1061626855261208577	3,983,214 $3,247	120	BeerselLightningNode	● 10h25m	`7847eb680055c9057dca910e464b38cbacd0aed41072edc05402d51efca3381a`
1066907809534967808	3,570,427 $2,910	300	Eldorado	● 1h17m	`c1bc6bd9181d0e2cc171931449f85d9bf1406ef4ef892ed925d3327c5f3c4b4c`
1031835587646193666	3,283,333 $2,676	1	PREDYX.COM - Predict the FUTURE	● 2h39m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1031835587646193665	3,055,912 $2,491	22	PurpleWisteria	● 1h17m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
943526112274612225	2,770,312 $2,258	1	CoinGate	● 16h8m	`ba5037cc12e09d5030d43c4c8e27bdab243b36a157ffdef05efe2239bdb1f400`
1061626855261208578	2,749,714 $2,241	200	Azzamo	● 2h43m	`7847eb680055c9057dca910e464b38cbacd0aed41072edc05402d51efca3381a`
1067404788761100288	2,009,867 $1,638	21	lnpool	● 1d15h	`ce75808a09fa8e970001a397bcc64d783b7505a83a97707b00c91c2d9cfc5102`
997302126544224257	2,000,000 $1,630	240	Volarte⚡	● 2d2h	`5e138961e1a11b94c1cfaf067755a80a640060d5b6ba720429d1ad6177c18792`
1068447125856059393	2,000,000 $1,630	20	Sally Acorn	● 1h17m	`8712e7d56170e2fe997ec152bd5e8601725c802d46195b2d655d79c778b03fd5`
941760296521367552	1,841,174 $1,501	2000	flypdev	● 5h26m	`849a446348f5d3b929a50a164235ca49680942881263c776f79b7b9febaa895a`
1035744351426707457	1,653,212 $1,348	0	SJ-CG-BTC-NODE	● 2h57m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
972507039787057152	1,520,846 $1,240	1	Zap-O-Matic	● 1h17m	`fad5f8b16ea391a9c28ed9945d2e8e36be1a52d17a15643b0e22dd10f4c5b9be`
1061626855261208576	1,231,250 $1,004	2500	Bitcoin Txoko \| LND	● 22m	`7847eb680055c9057dca910e464b38cbacd0aed41072edc05402d51efca3381a`
1032306178722627584	1,200,000 $978.15	167	BT7274	● 3h13m	`ef228c356a5c925380391041f800f7e32de47eb2151bf4b641a137e58b40e03e`
1035741053036855299	1,053,950 $859.10	700	024a762e6327249918f3	● 2h39m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031875170196586496	1,012,000 $824.91	1172	ORANGEIRON	● 2h10m	`639d14a01a86b6a3dd3ca4c21c988b0cbf90ae597496977dffa1f112ab5163c2`
1057287082999808001	1,000,000 $815.13	920	🇨🇭Vix18	● 1h17m	`b22319ab7ce6916e07614f08f1f4563e5910bdb7feafed02943abba911f9766d`
1068122769962369024	711,154 $579.68	100	delusionalthomas	● 4h7m	`ae940d5c12999d97d7614f19ba8d3c3359e5d0ea09fd0535de00c6ec459835bf`
1047664157203759104	604,498 $492.74	10	Lucky.Dog	● 1h17m	`390b492708af3a42f67bc3ed267e4049fd748edd64e7c09cafe611d6d751186b`