MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Lightning Node

Open Channels

Total Capacity

245,736,264 sat
2.45736264 BTC · $159,893

Avg Channel Size

5,850,863 sat
0.05850863 BTC · $3,807

Closed Channels

Avg Outbound Fee

574 ppm

Median Channel Size

4,148,534 sat
$2,699

Avg Channel Age

259 days

Peer Count

Disabled Channels

Fee Range

1 – 3,490 ppm

Avg Est. Liquidity

96.1%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0

100k-500k sat 0

500k-1M sat 3

1M-5M sat 20

5M-10M sat 12

10M-50M sat 7

50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 8

1-3 months 2

3-6 months 17

6-12 months 2

1 year+ 13

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min

1 ppm

Median

154 ppm

Mean

595 ppm

Max

3,490 ppm

● MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶 Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias	MinistryOfSillyWalks🚶
Color	#beefee
Last update	● July 30, 2026, 11:32 p.m. (1 hour, 45 minutes ago)
First seen	Dec. 20, 2021, 1:45 p.m. (4 years, 7 months ago)
JSON data	View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses	Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers	Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features	16 known
Terminal Score	#183 (28187919 points)
Capacity range	604,498 – 24,597,198 sat ($393.33 – $16,005)

Peer Graph

Channels (42)

Channel ID	Capacity (sat)	Fee (ppm)	Peer	Last Update	Funding TX
1031881767209074688	24,597,198 $16,005	640	absolute.money	● 2h17m	`cb11692e9f06ec9343ddcedca676ce133b80ced01170e4ca94b566060dfd70f6`
1055883006620991490	22,339,660 $14,536	470	LNBiG [Hub-2]	● 45m	`64a81234e8ac0d77044d6c716a145b9b0c79ebfaf0e89b48be9490b5995a2298`
1047664157203759105	22,002,485 $14,316	1000	routing.blinkbtc.com	● 1h27m	`390b492708af3a42f67bc3ed267e4049fd748edd64e7c09cafe611d6d751186b`
983001878314745858	11,843,526 $7,706	30	🐝BeeHiveV3⚡	● 44m	`54af399f7f657be17646297057752693b7e95e42ab2524c6ff9a4641835e07cd`
965702162310234112	11,570,983 $7,529	997	block-iad-1	● 1h41m	`548b800a84d5a5a9ddb6b997c7030a0c1c0587bb7bc36c90aad775881fe79639`
1035744351426707456	10,886,029 $7,083	50000	IBEX_Ops1	● 1h25m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
1035741053036855298	10,754,486 $6,998	499	ACINQ	● 44m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031890563282960387	9,726,875 $6,329	128	8DegreesWO	● 1h28m	`e7f6a8fb39965c08e27e909196bc1f8e818f8ac3363e4d4c7538453466b6a2f5`
1051375008888651778	8,561,034 $5,570	300	Coinduit	● 1h27m	`419b4f7d69592a67596fc24f016946046277721613aa76c6c431d0d2c4bf8d23`
1031890563282960386	7,103,475 $4,622	1	Boltz\|CLN	● 1h46m	`e7f6a8fb39965c08e27e909196bc1f8e818f8ac3363e4d4c7538453466b6a2f5`
937104964315250688	6,742,591 $4,387	1000	IBEX_Routing	● 1h29m	`473c80524afd3b2c5da6ac5b301fb157812667e1cfff0c0592448e0d17fc0ecd`
1038815287412391936	6,541,340 $4,256	2	LQWD-Australia	● 1h21m	`ff168151b259297e5f24996f60e683f9d506243202271cacf35209b764e2a306`
1031835587646193664	5,663,750 $3,685	10	LNL	● 44m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1004296119992385536	5,612,163 $3,652	500	Kraken 🐙⚡	● 1h29m	`b7fad1b8fb41f041fde54732be68d25156ea8463ef15bf71887959c3ffc67463`
957591064999624704	5,589,891 $3,637	21	Go Brrr \| LND	● 1h26m	`a8fdb5a4955487823cd632f8953d5290f4cba903b12b8d1f66d9e5b064add775`
958476171873419264	5,355,324 $3,485	214	LightTheClassic	● 44m	`27eca72e33afa7655191ac9b708a5bb0c4a40e5ce2113eba5d51b7e7cc059ca3`
1041035201430945793	5,100,000 $3,318	300	100% Uptime Reliable Routing	● 1h27m	`d4ad0048bbd4cb36ae1225212b7c59cc56aa43e75213316a6c6aabb20104fcbb`
1031879568069885952	5,099,383 $3,318	1111	stacker.news	● 1h29m	`3c124f97b918e6c3e7edbf404f39c44bcde84224599dd66ddc7935458912d934`
959538300167061504	5,005,057 $3,257	300	Privacy is not a Crime🐧	● 44m	`6c25653ca69ea5db3802ee23eac6727a9d35358f54412371f2f94b037107cbd7`
1035744351426707458	4,263,462 $2,774	1209	NostroMostro	● 1h28m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
951253480065204227	4,185,005 $2,723	4588	Þrymheimr	● 1h27m	`4a9a08a2950e38d3363ed89f58b001f6aa4cc72664ab281ff802193a455d2778`
977265726036312064	4,112,063 $2,676	1199	allNice \| torq.co \| second.tech	● 1h27m	`cdb327e9d3418f81d456bd4ba0f879e93e561122b8f854eb8f48e75a43700a33`
1040282036014874626	4,088,798 $2,660	200	Satoshi 17	● 1h27m	`3138adf730412a9f802bcee2627af7c9a321b926db0e1895c27a8a492a96de4f`
1049186980597530625	3,981,371 $2,591	300	Medium of Exchange	● 1h27m	`4f64d8bb512456be71e4c1f5f2409c34f97d5cf69ee9eb59edd00627ffbea102`
1031835587646193666	3,283,333 $2,136	1	PREDYX.COM - Predict the FUTURE	● 1h27m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1054628463764570113	3,202,269 $2,084	300	Amboss Internal - Two	● 1h24m	`dd8c9d1f485b5e757724fb52f65649c350966e75d6a3fa5003a99bb6042326f4`
1050687813951553537	3,166,601 $2,060	300	039bde7aea7d48f3ced5	● 1h27m	`95fad3d1482bbb2beced91e2694708d6560251341ca9ebdc75da8c4b12fd55cd`
1031835587646193665	3,055,912 $1,988	125	PurpleWisteria	● 42m	`e7ebcbbea01b9a16a3045e833e8ff0d30b26889a452f3985fe2a3f1e329d6c25`
1047941234019794946	3,018,710 $1,964	300	BitGo Routing Node	● 1h27m	`76f7f6c36cc0a9ab2238bcf35ed53e5d6fcd0b1987f551df0dbea96ade35e1e4`
962149640276541441	2,908,015 $1,892	10000	Medusa 🪼⚡️ 1	● 1h27m	`4d840b3b1fc42c313d4d3f20c5ce138ed3a47a34d030624977b2129c82dd57b6`
943526112274612225	2,770,312 $1,803	1	CoinGate	● 1h29m	`ba5037cc12e09d5030d43c4c8e27bdab243b36a157ffdef05efe2239bdb1f400`
997302126544224257	2,000,000 $1,301	440	Volarte⚡	● 1h27m	`5e138961e1a11b94c1cfaf067755a80a640060d5b6ba720429d1ad6177c18792`
941760296521367552	1,841,174 $1,198	2000	flypdev	● 1h27m	`849a446348f5d3b929a50a164235ca49680942881263c776f79b7b9febaa895a`
1035744351426707457	1,653,212 $1,076	0	SJ-CG-BTC-NODE	● 1h26m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
972507039787057152	1,520,846 $989.56	990	Zap-O-Matic	● 1h19m	`fad5f8b16ea391a9c28ed9945d2e8e36be1a52d17a15643b0e22dd10f4c5b9be`
1032306178722627584	1,200,000 $780.80	326	BT7274	● 1h1m	`ef228c356a5c925380391041f800f7e32de47eb2151bf4b641a137e58b40e03e`
1035741053036855299	1,053,950 $685.77	700	024a762e6327249918f3	● 1h27m	`55228a0b163eebd02dac5a9b1ca1161d482bb4b9ab5571711677bbc940fc672a`
1031875170196586496	1,012,000 $658.48	1119	ORANGEIRON	● 1h19m	`639d14a01a86b6a3dd3ca4c21c988b0cbf90ae597496977dffa1f112ab5163c2`
1036749305145524225	1,000,000 $650.67	600	🇨🇭Vix18	● 5h10m	`d70a17088984d7245afe251231c7a6516111a2ddf6e753fea75b2e2417547000`
1019778343172505601	866,149 $563.57	10	CanadianBitcoins.com	● 1h54m	`8eb63a3f3f11ffccc296685037d5843825cc73c1f5ef60b830cd7bf0ccf3896a`
1035744351426707459	853,334 $555.24	1	1ML.com node ALPHA	● 1h27m	`c41daac8d57d388b94d7dc01b0225a0166c8cee5aeb1059a873bddcfac3d51f6`
1047664157203759104	604,498 $393.33	10	Lucky.Dog	● 1h46m	`390b492708af3a42f67bc3ed267e4049fd748edd64e7c09cafe611d6d751186b`