not_your_grandmas_node Lightning Node

Open Channels
1
Total Capacity
100,000 sat
0.00100000 BTC · $71.32
Avg Channel Size
100,000 sat
0.00100000 BTC · $71.32
Closed Channels
0
Avg Outbound Fee
3,000 ppm
Median Channel Size
100,000 sat
$71.32
Avg Channel Age
1365 days
Peer Count
1
Disabled Channels
0
Fee Range
3,000 – 3,000 ppm
Avg Est. Liquidity
99.0%

Capacity Distribution

<100k sat 0
100k-500k sat 1
500k-1M sat 0
1M-5M sat 0
5M-10M sat 0
10M-50M sat 0
50M+ sat 0

Channel Age Distribution

<30 days 0
1-3 months 0
3-6 months 0
6-12 months 0
1 year+ 1

Fee Policy Breakdown (Outbound)

Min
3,000 ppm
Median
3,000 ppm
Mean
3,000 ppm
Max
3,000 ppm

● not_your_grandmas_node Node Info

Node info as seen by the CheeseRobot node:

Alias not_your_grandmas_node
Color #3399ff
Last update ● April 12, 2026, 3:22 p.m. (6 hours, 10 minutes ago)
First seen Feb. 19, 2022, 12:30 a.m. (4 years, 1 month ago)
JSON data View as JSON
Node Key
Addresses Tor
URI (Tor)
Different explorers Amboss 1ml LN+ Mempool.Space
Features 16 known
Capacity range 100,000 – 100,000 sat ($71.32 – $71.32)

Peer Graph

Channels (1)

Channel ID Capacity (sat) Fee (ppm) Peer Last Update Funding TX
819299990008365056 100,000 $71.32 1500 gameb_1 ● 7h11m 2348e088614b74b2aedbbc15262892c3d57feb44564375039c819c188f944eb0

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